who the fuck cares

i don’t know anything about culture i am just at my house

trickytwitch:
me: *turns up to court in a fursuit* “hi I’m your public defurnder :3c”
me: *tears in my eyes begging the judge* ill plead guilty if you arrest them too

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1:

mudstickbandit:
if kirby had access to the internet he would go on google images and look at pictures of fruit
kirby and yoshi would send each other emails with cool pictures of fruit attached

scrubbingpotatoes:

Frog Tee hand painted by Mars Kneale

interpretive-dance-off:

Last Airbender: *shows Azula having a severe mental breakdown after finally tasting defeat after a lifetime of her dictator father manipulating her into becoming the perfect model for a throne responsible for centuries of genocide
8-year-olds watching Nickelodeon that day:

elderly-scrolls:

animal crossing players are like “i HATE bill wibbly, he’s a BASTARD and i want him OFF my island, he KILLED my family and BURNT my crops” and then i look up bill wibbly or whatever and he looks like

railroadsoftware:

like this post if that you worked at Starbucks and Jared Leto came in for a coffee you’d act like you’d have no idea who he is because you think that it would really annoy him and that when you ask for his name to write on the cup he’d be like “it’s Jared Leto” and then you’d be like “I only need your first name” and then you write Jacob on the cup.

itsthesinbin:

sp-acemonkeymafia:
itsthesinbin:
discourse in other fandoms: lgbtphobia or racism, ships, etc
discourse in stardew valley fandom: if you can fish without mods fuck you
I can and will fish without mods, somebody come fuck me
the absolute POWER behind this response has me fucking losing it

julian2006:

ghostguest:
julian2006:
why do so many men speak to you like they’re giving a ted talk
I need a frame of reference here
go and find the nearest man who’s read one book and talk to him

c-bassmeow:

analphebetapolothology:

I am an old person and tumblr is the porch